And now for something completely different.
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Oh Steve, in the future we call this flirting. It means he want’s you on his dick. Just go with it bb. Embrace tomorrow.
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HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.
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32-36/100 pictures of Robert Downey Jr.
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a dancing Downey and a laughing Downey.
for your viewing pleasure.
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Robert Downey Jr. marveling over an Iron Man slurpee cup, 2008.
yes, Robert, because you are kinda pretty.
Avengers: How It Should Have Ended (x)
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Steve: Tony, you’re the righteous man, we need you to-
Tony: Yeah, no, you’ve got the wrong guy. Nice flasher coat by the way, Clarence.
Steve: My name isn’t-
Tony: Yeah, I know, Stephamael, Smephael, whatever, mind if I call you Steve?
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“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen
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